Planned Parenthood released a line of swank condoms entitled, “Proper Attire” with the tagline, “Required for entry” in preparation for National Condom Week 2008, or last week (aka, Valentine’s Day equals a week of sex).
The condoms come in four styles: basic (plain), color, dots, or XL. They are packaged in threes, at $6. Only to be found at elite boutiques, select Planned Parenthoods, and exclusive hotels (harumph), the question arises who deserves safe and good-looking sex…
How many packages will make them want the content for the real reasons: pregnancy and life?
Check out the condom line’s Web site for details: Proper Attire condoms.
Chelsey
If in the heat of the moment a polka-dotted penis came at me (pun unintentional), I would probably grimace and recoil in horror, wondering what was wrong with it. Are they contagious? Or is he just a sloppy-eating nudist?
By: ohmyafly on February 20, 2008
at 5:11 am